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Jack slapping

the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.
A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!

C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.
by That_dude_down_the_street October 13, 2013
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slipping the tounge

this is pretty self-explanatory.
I have no idea why Dawn felt the need to define it for us.
by *tt December 19, 2002
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slippin

to be high on ambien and acting the fucking fool.
"dude, last night you were slippin and ate an entire pizza and slept with your ex girlfriend. you are fat and have herpes now!"
by Spaggy December 28, 2007
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Slipping one past the goalie

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina
Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.
by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021
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splitting the nugget

can't u catch aids easier by splitting the nugget?
by benjy11 August 7, 2010
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Slapping the Bag

A term used to refer to a male jerking himself off.
by Pinkruler August 6, 2012
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slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.
Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.
by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009
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