Low Sperm Count

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.

Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around

by Matieo August 9, 2009

three sperm

a)The word that comes after three. always. (SPERM) look there it goes.

b)Male ejaculatory liquids aka. axel grease

c)Blastula.

Three SPERM! I've been looking for you EVERYWHERE!
Dude, I need to insert your axel grease into my vagina so I can have a baby..
Fetus?

by Umiles March 31, 2008

involuntary sperm recipient

one who receives unwanted skeet

David Aceveda

by dc_deez April 8, 2004

old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.

i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

lucky sperm

What people think is a term for people that are born into a rich family, but they dont realize that that person problably wouldent chose that if they could.

That asshat Dick Be!!@@#er called me a lucky sperm! That stupid mother fucker dosent even realize that I dont want this stupid job ion the first place....Asshole

by afgh October 10, 2006

Sperm Whale Inhale

When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.

She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.

by Maze Men March 13, 2009

portugeuse sperm bank

a variation of the boston crag where the male partner removes his penis prior to orgasim and removes his penis and drips his ejaculate into the open mouth of his partner (baby bird)

i met a girl at the bar last night, when i took her home I gave her the portugeuse sperm bank.

by seeper27 December 20, 2009