Speed Tump

slapping a glass so hard it breaks your hand

Person 1: Hey, why is your hand in a cast?
Person 2: I speed tumped my water bottle.

by TotallyNotAConspirator October 4, 2018

Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.

Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

SPEED BALL

a game i suck at

SPEED BALL

by Zach made dis November 29, 2018

speed snitch

The act of telling on somebody before really getting the facts right. The first person breaking his or her ass to tell on somebody commiting an illegal act. Usual for little to no gain at all. Telling just to be telling on somebody.

Damn the fool speed snitched on the homie nutcase. Homie just barely pulled the robbery and he already locked up.

by Set trip July 1, 2019

speed queen rash

A rash that develops after one interacts with speed queens too much.

Conner had to get checked after Chad developed a speed queen rash.

by ThatsaBadName July 21, 2019

SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019