Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.

"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"

by Waylin May 11, 2015

Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damp that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

by Broseidon August 11, 2016

Soggy Flip Flop

When a lady has camel toe whilst wearing a thong and the part between her lips becomes moist.

My missus went to see a strip show last night. When I asked her how it was she said "There were plenty of soggy flip flops".

by ponytrice July 14, 2015

Soggy Jaspers

When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.

me steve and karl played a 48 hour game of soggy jaspers last week.

by Soggy Jaspers December 25, 2008

soggy log

when you wake up and youve splurted cum all over your underwear and bedding

dude i woke up with a 'soggy log' , my mom was also laying next to me???

by yassinbigfellow88 December 27, 2015

soggy bread challenge

A group of guys stand in a circle around a piece of bread and jerk off onto the bread. The last guy to finish has to eat the bread with the other guys' cum in it.

I just did the soggy bread challenge with my bros.

by whorestop April 14, 2017

Soggy Waffle Game

When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.

Dude, thats nastier then a Soggy Waffle Game

by Charles Footpenis February 26, 2011