passive-agressive smiley face

when texting or messaging someone, you put a smiley face at the end of a question so it doesn't seem threatening or nosey.

passive-agressive smiley face: Did you meet any cute girls at the party? :)

by nonyabusiness28 May 20, 2013

Smile

Verb: AKA "Turning a Frown Upside Down" Basically, you make the opposite shape of a frown to give the illusion of "happiness" and "hope".

Smile, though your life is miserable.

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Thousand Mile Smile

A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.

"Look at that Thousand Mile Smile Joey has got goin' on there!"

by A Sea Shell October 9, 2011

secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have

Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!

by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008

Taiwan Smile

When you get a sharp blade and make 4 cuts at the four compass points on someone's ass hole and then stamp on the victim's lower abdomen so that they're forced to shit their ass wide open.

They just gave that dude a Taiwan Smile! He shit his ass hole past his shoulders!

I'll just tuck my tea towel into the holder right here... OMFG, it's not a tea towel holder, it's a Taiwan Smile!

Dude, I didn't know Predator lived in your ass? Hey I'm self conscious about that, I told you I got given a Taiwan Smile by your dad.

by x1stman September 4, 2014

Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)

The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.

"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."

Also a noun:

"That is one creepy looking CMS."

by IFLEMV September 12, 2013

Smiley

Possum. (usually dead)

"That there's a smiley" (points to possum, usually dead on the side of the road, smiling)

by Chadfish July 4, 2010