Petey shaker

That funny feeling in your balls when you hit a bump or a dip in the road while driving. Basically the feeling of your balls going zero gravity momentarily.

I sped up to 90 mph to hit that dip in the road because it gives me a bad ass petey shaker.

by PhillyFulg February 29, 2016

buffle smacker

A buffle smacker is a large shovel like thing that your parents hit your butt with.

If your bad your parents will hit you with a buffle smacker

by bobby 91 March 21, 2016

dildo smoker

A gay murderer known for wearing a hockey mask and a blue hoodie

Here comes dildo smoker delirious to fuck some shit up

by Shur'tugral May 27, 2016

Wicker Smacker

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.

Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?

by Urban_kang September 3, 2016

camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017

Fuck smacker

The biggest baddest home made hammer that also doubles as a home made butt plug

My anus is starting to close up. When you're done using that fuck smacker, can I borrow it?

by Thebigblindman July 25, 2017