nigga safe paper

the paper that is now being used for cigarettes so high or drunk ass niggas dont burn their section 8 ghetto project shacks down.......jerry curl juice is extremly flammable!

im glad this niggas smokes are made with nigga safe paper because his drunk ass fell asleep with his shit lit

by gee moneee August 23, 2009

Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007

safe as houses

A British term refering to the safety in investing by buying houses.

Although that bridge looks rickety is really as safe as houses.

by IrishLass138 April 1, 2017

Safeer

A Safeer is usually of Pakistani/Arab decent. He is a pretty goodlooking guy and can rock the designer stubble look. He is very athletic however does not show it off. He is more of lover than a fighter.

Damn, look at that Safeer. He owns me in every aspect of life.

by Hempking3245 January 26, 2011

safe

when someone iz cool n can be trusted.

i heard u iz safe!

by b December 14, 2003

safety police

Police men or women who didnt meet the requirements to be a real cop. Also, people, who want to look like a cop, without the responsibility. A.K.A. "special police". Some of the negatives of being a safety policeperson are: No gun, maybe hairspray, No handcuffs, just plastic zip ties, and the worst of all: You get to drive in a 15 year old out of commission police car. If youre lucky, it will be a crown victoria, sometimes its a Taurus, and even worse, a minivan. Usually identified by a big yellow reflective stripe that is falling off of their old squad car. When you see the saftey police, it is customary in these parts to honk twice to let them know how insignifcant they are.

"Hey buddy, maybe you shouldnt park going across 3 handicapped parking spots. I see a cop car right there, you might get a ticket."
"Its just the safety police. Go ask him for change for the meter."

by AntonV October 1, 2005

safe sex

The most used oxymoron I have ever heard.

Safe sex, safe ciggarett, we got it all.

by § July 17, 2004