Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

sartastical

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

sartist

the shorted version of sandwich artist.

I work at Subway. I'm a Sartist.

by noraanoraa June 17, 2010

Sartoed

To fuck up so badly at your job that everyone else refers to your work as having been "Sartoed".

"Sarto must have done this because this whole thing is Sartoed."
"Fuckin' A, Sartoed again!!"

by JohnnyWonnyTooToo November 3, 2011

Shartastic

The feeling of ecstasy after one releases a shart.

After 6 bean burritos for breakfast, 10 minutes, and one giant release, the feeling could only be described as shartastic.

by Joshsanity May 24, 2012

shart

noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.

I was excercising and had to fart, I sharted and had to leave the gym.

by Extremejutsu June 5, 2013

Scartle

It's whatever you believe in your heart as your nose deep is someone's ass.

I'll scartle your asshole with a bum lance.

by Arpn March 27, 2020