take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

take the skinheads bowling by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

Skinny Jeans 

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.

While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.

Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

Skitbigga 

A goofy ass nigga

David has the worst opinions what a skitbigga.

Skitbigga by Trokigga May 7, 2021

rip the skin 

Something which can happen if a man pulls on his dick too hard.

Ripping the skin can be avoided by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.

Guy A: Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all. It gets bigger when I pull on it; sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!

rip the skin by bonespook November 8, 2019

Skim nut 

Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.

"Bro! You just straight skim nut me man, not cool"

Skim nut by Kdaddy September 8, 2014

skillist

A person who has mastered certain skillset, sport or field. And possesses the ability to perform incredible feats of skill.

He was a true skillist, Kobe RIP.

skillist by Varona55 February 29, 2020

Skippy Sanchez 

Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful

The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness

That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.

That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.

Skippy Sanchez by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009