a single mother 

you

your a single mother -brandon
what does that even mean-daniel
either way its gay-brandon

a single mother by lil broskii May 5, 2018

not single 

Not alone. Not unhappy. Comfortable with who you are with. Relaxed around each other. Able to fart in front on another. Loving. Happy. Can joke about little things. Not owned or for sale. Look but dont touch.

Whoever feels like this is definately not single.

not single by Roxybuns May 2, 2008

Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates

So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.

Kraft Single by krafty April 5, 2007

Intentionally single 

Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.

Person 1: Yo why hasn't dave had a gf for 3 years?
Person 2: I hear he's intentionally single.

Intentionally single by ... --- ... September 23, 2020

RIDICULOUSLY Single 

You're not just single, you're RIDICULOUSLY Single. This extra level of single-ness constitutes having vodka shots regularly at 4am, followed by administering the shocker to strange women at 6am, even on worknights, regularly finding yourself boning different women, even at 9am on Tuesdays, at least 2 or more women each week, hungover at least 4 mornings at work a week and telling women you are not 'emotionally available'.

Girl Looking for Marriage: He's pretty cute, is he single?

Slutty Girl: Oh, don't bother girl, he's RIDICULOUSLY Single. I'm gonna go talk to him though.

RIDICULOUSLY Single by ArmoSaus March 5, 2011

one single tear 

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked

McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.

one single tear by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016

i’m single i’m single 

When someone sends you a very attractive snapchat, or photo and you contemplate being single or asking them out.

*Girl sends picture*
Boy- I’m single i’m single

i’m single i’m single by kiddo kiddo November 10, 2019