lil shrimp 

A real one

Aye there go Lil shrimp

lil shrimp by Lil shrimp August 30, 2017

weak as a shrimp

the feeling a person may get whilst attempting to leave their bed in an early morning, or in extreme cases a likely cause of not being able to escape from a coffin once its buried. also a reference to being lame or un-cool.

Ayla: "Dude you look like shit, and why were you so late into work today?"

Georgina: "I was out until 4am this morning, give me a break!"

Ayla: "Ughh, your weak as a shrimp"

weak as a shrimp by brix-silver June 5, 2011

I'm allergic to shrimp 

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

I'm allergic to shrimp by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

peel the shrimp 

Peeling the shrimp is wanking off a boy. The shrimp is his intimate area.

I’m gonna peel the shrimp later

peel the shrimp by Teekz26 May 9, 2018

funky bull shrimp 

Funky bull shrimp is the term you use when you are befucked by a certain person, place, or thing.

Person: You know what's some funky bull shrimp? When you have to go to church when you could be staying inside listening to your heavy metal legend of zelda theme remix.

funky bull shrimp by mordicc June 12, 2018

Doctor Puerto Rico Shrimp 

Something you say to cause uncontrollable and completely idiotic laughing from anyone it is said to. (If they don’t laugh than they aren’t cool)

doctor Puerto Rico shrimp. BAHHAHAHAHA

Doctor Puerto Rico Shrimp by Dawn Mack April 5, 2022

bubba gump shrimp 

to have a tiny small wee-worm.

Hey man i have a bubba gump shrimp!

bubba gump shrimp by torra borra May 24, 2004