Shlink

A penis that is covered in warts and gross looking.

Ew that guy Tyler has such a shlink, it hurts to look at!

by CoolRanchLover16 January 6, 2024

Shlong

Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024

Shlank

The kind of vomiting one could only know from the exhaustion of climbing up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

After tirelessly working toward the top, she finally made it, shlanking all over the floor in triumph.

by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Shlong

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.

Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong

by OscarMartini February 8, 2024

Shlok

a gay furry pedophile who should be reported for sending child porn

shlok is a gay furry pedophile.

by shlok is gay furry pedo February 22, 2024

Shloinky

To be a notorious goofster and quite possibly a infamous gafster

Man, my boy Carl is acting shloinky today.

by Perkelegias March 14, 2024

Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024