shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female

wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!

by cd999 March 3, 2003

no-shave shame

noun- the feeling of shame and embarrassment a woman feels after she hooks up with a man when she decided not to shave or groom herself down there.

Typically the woman will not shave to prevent herself from being slutty but then she decides to shack up with a guy for the night anyways. She then regrets her decision not to shave.

Ashley, " Are you just getting home from Kyle's place?"

Katie, " Yeah I wasn't planning on hooking up with anyone so now I have a serious case of no-shave shame.

Ashley, "Guess you better hop in the shower and remedy that situation for tonight!"

by DatBecky November 7, 2010

shave

(see: wordbeard/word)
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.

Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'

by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003

Shaved

The ultimate way of saying "OWNED"

Guy#1: I just failed my finals
Guy#2: Man, you got shaved

by AyyBrotha December 21, 2008

sheven

Yet another way of my friends saying they care in a sarcastic sense

Brett: I aced twice last night
Sn00ty`: Sheven

by A[meals]ia on Wheels October 24, 2006

dollar shave club

Dollar shave club: When a man gets cum in his beard during the act of oral sex.

Did you notice Mike joined the dollar shave club last night.

by Tiddies the cat May 15, 2016

no-shave november

all men shave on october 31st and then refuse to shave for all of november. at the end of the month, everyone compares beards. girls are not allowed to participate in no-shave november.

wes - dude, are you doing no-shave november ?
ben - yeah of course ! i'm up for any excuse not to shave.

by mmm yeah. November 3, 2009