Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

sharp

Used to describe something that is very good, usually intoxicating substances of some kind.

Whoa, man! That shit is sharp!

by Antony June 11, 2006

sharpshooter

During vaginal, oral, or anal sex...a male who is capable of fully removing his member from the respective orifice and sliding it back in seamlessly or otherwise unimpeded or, in the case of vaginal intercourse, without committing a misfire.

He was face-fucking his girlfriend and was able to pull it all the way out and get it all the way back in without hitting her teeth or gouging her eye. Guy's a fucking sharpshooter!

by nadwick April 4, 2007

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

sharp skins

White kids that want to join a gang but are too afraid to fight black kids. The only thing more obnoxious than their idiotic hypicrytical mentality is their arrogance.
Mostly hang out at Ska shows and wait for someone to say 'Nigger' so that 23 of them can jump the guy and yell "Working class OI!"

"So are you Nazis?"

"NO!WE'RE SHARP SKINS! We're not racist, we just dress like it!"

by Fliggagoo November 14, 2005

sharp like a knife ching!

adj.

seriously: follows saying something smart

facetiously: figuring something out too late that was really obvious

seriously:
A: how will we get there!
B: build a rocket! i'm sharp like a knife... ching!

facetiously:
A: i invented the internet!
B: what are you, al gore?
A: what? ohhh! hahaah, i'm sharp like a knife, ching!

by jil May 29, 2004

Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011