Shinking

The act of a male masturbating oneself while taking a shit.

He kept annoying his colleagues because he was shinking all the time

by Salade de fruit June 9, 2021

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Shlanking

Hanging loosely, vicariously referring to cock and balls.

My boi John was totaly shlanking the other day, respect…

by Small Dicky September 28, 2021

Shaking it rough

In bad shape, low on cash or supply. Alternate use being unable to score dope or fiending for dope.

"Hey B, you still looking for percs?"

" Nah bro, I'm shaking it rough this week.."

Or..

"I can't pay my hydro this week.. shaking it rough for now.."

by MrMagicD October 8, 2021

Sharking

Pulling someone's leg (as in, leading someone on or lying to them) so hard, you may as well be biting their leg off.

Damn bro, are you sharking me right now? For real for real?

by Alpinegorilla37 October 18, 2021

spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.

his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Shanging

see: Shang
Commonly used in the isle of Guernsey (Channel Islands) to mean Cycling.
From Shang which is a colloquialism of Pushang (Guernsey Patois for bicycle).

I will be shanging to town later to grab a loaf of Gauche

by Oilyyyy March 31, 2022