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shag-bagged

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."
by dreadsocks April 23, 2010
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Shagerific

a) one who is so attractive that anyone would shag them, a very shag-able person.

b) one who is so hairy that they appear to growing a shag rug.
Tom Selleck is shagerific, like an ape.
Matthew McConaughey is shagerific. I'd do him.
by YoungTom-Matthew? December 14, 2010
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shaganomicon

A flow chart showing who has slept with who within a social group. It takes the form of a page of names with lines joining the names of people who have slept together.

More advanced charts will colour code the lines by type:
* One night stand
* Gay
* Relationship
* Orgy
Dude we got drunk last night and drew a shaganomicon, Dave is a total slut!
by Paul off the television January 21, 2011
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Shagalag

Guy 1: So who was that guy?

Girl 1: Oh don't worry about him, he's just one of my shagalags.
by Katrinaninanina August 25, 2013
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shag fort

Blanket fort for sexual encounters
Person 1: John has a Shag fort in his living room
Person 2: Man, he's getting laid tonight.
by SolKand January 12, 2014
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Shag Pants

Loose, baggy, and often old pants without buttons, zippers, or belt loops. They are worn to be easily taken off, or at least to allow easy fingering/hand jobs.
Babe, your mom is downstairs. Go put on some shag pants and let's "watch" a movie.
by sidewalks February 2, 2015
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shag

Sex.

Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
1. Honey, let's shag!

2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
by Marhon November 24, 2015
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