Self Buffeting

To Kill yourself

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"

by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009

Self-dis

The act of offending oneself in order to create humour, first invented in 2013 by Mr. Penfold

Mate 1: Hey you know who's a dick?

Mate 2: Me!!!!

Mate 1: Haha, great self-dis!

by WillPenfold April 18, 2014

Self-Crime

1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high

"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Self extinction

A process in witch an individual proceeds on a hastily path to his own Death by his love for another individual.

That individual is on a path to their self extinction.

by Selsoiso May 2, 2021

Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty

“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

Self patdown

To check one's pockets for cell phone/wallet/keys before jumping in a pool or the ocean.

I always do a self patdown before I jump in the water.

by cq29 June 1, 2010

self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice

Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice

by Townsman December 29, 2014