Santa's Cookies

Mrs. Claus' titties

Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies

by The_aftermN December 14, 2017

Santa's beard

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!

guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!

by dylan dudeacle December 4, 2012

Santa Clausing

Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.

Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her

That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me

Santa clausing is the best way to fuck

by Bigbmann12 July 22, 2018

Santa Clausing

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.

I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.

by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019

Santa Claus

When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.

I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!

by He brew national July 23, 2017

Santa Barbara

Sometimes used by eastern europeans as a description "soap opera" or "drama" type of action be it in media or in real life.
The expression comes from the name of a really long soap opera TV series of the same name that became popular during the late 90s, early 00s among the post-soviet soap opera enjoyers, usually women of mid or old age.

- Have you heard about that youtuber having beef with this twitter blo...
- Please do NOT pull me into their Santa Barbara, I don't care

by Garnelle August 3, 2022

Santa Claus

A school shooter who is making a list and checking it twice

"hey you know chris right?'"
"Yeah I think he's a Santa Clause"
"oh shit he's reaching in his bag"

by Quintavious Larvous December 6, 2017