Santa Fe Hotdog

Ingredients: 1 footlong hotdog, Hatch green chile, mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, hot buns.

To get the full effect of the Santa Fe Hotdog, melt the cheese over the hotdog, then lubricate your lover's asshole (male or female) with a generous helping of mustard to ease the insertion of the melted mass of meat and cheese. Add the green chile as you're shoving the hotdog up their ass, then get ready for a tasty treat.

After a long, strenuous day at the gallery, there's nothing better than a couple of Santa Fe Hotdogs!

by Jor-hay October 7, 2007

Santa Fe High School

Santa Fe High School, home of the chiefs, located in Santa Fe Springs California. One of the best schools in the Whittier Union High School District. It has a kickass football program and is just plain gagnsta. Joe Gibbs (Head Coach of the Washington Redskins) graduated from this school as well as Laura Bergg (One of the US Olympic Softball players) & Mark Kotzay (MLB player). SFHS is ten times better than La Serna, Cal High, Whittier High, El Rancho, and Pioneer.

All those cool people must go to Santa Fe High School

by BTK D3athB3an3r December 25, 2007

santa clause

a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.

Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits

by orange March 12, 2005

Santa Claus

The sexual act of tittie fucking a girl and the ejaculating on her chin to make it look like a Santa Claus Beard.

Me: Oh damn look at that hot chick with the bigb jtits!!!
Friend: Oh I'd like to Santa Claus her!!!
Me: Me too!!!

by Shbjane May 5, 2010

santa's little helper

santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it

Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.

by MayaEA July 10, 2006

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.

"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P

by nicky0032 January 10, 2008