salmon hand

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.

Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!

by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006

Samoontha

Fat Drag Queen From Menomonie.

Samoontha, you are fat.

by Mother July 29, 2003

Salmond

Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.

Dude! That kid is like Salmond! He can swim ALL day!

by thatguy2088 October 24, 2009

salmoned

the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.

A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....

girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?

guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.

by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010

Samone

Another word for someone

Don't let Samone be a priority when to them you are just an option.

by Samone December 3, 2003

smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.

"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"

by Jon 85 LK July 4, 2006

COLD SALMON (faj)

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.

Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003