Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.

Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.

by itsgivingcvnt November 17, 2022

Sweatering

Attempting to wear a sweater gracefully.

Janice has taken to sweatering, but some of her choices have been Bill Cosby-esque.

by Alsex, The Man October 17, 2010

Sweater jello

Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.

Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!

by VanillaScooper April 11, 2017

7 Sweater

when you sweat the same amount as 7 people

"Oh damn you exercised hard"

"Yeh man you know how it is, just had a 7 sweater"

by SweaterTings January 30, 2018

fancy sweater

one who is slightly metro-sexual with more of a European flare

wow Chris with his collar up and his hair slicked looks like one hell of a fancy sweater

by nataskirk October 15, 2008

Sweater Swaggin'

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. (To exclude any and all turtle necks). Usually acquired from thrift stores, or unconscious homeless.

Did you see Micah's sweet knit sweater? He was sweater swaggin' hard!

You missed out, we were sweater swaggin' it up at the bar last night.

by steaz with ease November 17, 2011

playboy sweater

a hoodie a girl customizes for their boyfriend that has a nude picture of your her on it

"mate, my hun got me a hoodie."
"can I see it"
"nah, it's a playboy sweater fam"

by symabie May 22, 2022