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Softcore Swinger

This type of swinging doesn't involve any real sexual contact. Is usually limited to dancing, flirting, kissing, and light petting with people outside of their own relationship with neither partner getting jealous.
"I can't believe Dan isn't mad that Julie sat on my lap and kissed me!"

"Ahh don't worry about it, dude. They're softcore swingers, they both do this all the time. Just don't expect it to go any farther"
by Nas_tees May 9, 2010
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Chippawa Stinker

During missionary position sex, right before the moment of orgasm, the male quickly pulls out, turns around and sits on the womans face while jerking off into her bellybutton.
Dude, you should have seen this chick I nailed last night.
"Did you give her a Cleveland Steamer?"

No, but I did give her the Chippawa Stinker.
"OMG, did she freak?"
No, she's from Chippawa so she's used to it.
by Seymore Kuntz May 11, 2012
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peanut slinger

i'm a peanut slinger...i fly back and forth across the country making sure every passenger is happy
by geoffreyc November 29, 2013
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Jess the Jambo singer

The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.
"is that jess the Jambo singer?!?! "
by Jazzybigdik October 24, 2019
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Hook, line and stinker

The tendency for girls to let you have anal sex with them early in the relationship and then stop giving it up once they lock you in to a long term commitment.
Dave: Hey so how’s married life treating you? Does Karen still do anal?
Kev: No, we haven’t done that in years.
Dave: Yeah she got you mate, hook, line and stinker.
by Dendog2K14 April 23, 2018
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Stingring

When you take a crap and you get a pain around your hole.
John "Damn that stingring lasted for hours."
by hrts February 6, 2007
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Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.
My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"
by Word July 6, 2004
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