Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

Spot check

When two or more homies strip naked and check each other’s bodies for any odd spots or moles

A spot check a day keeps the doctor away.

by betamalehawk July 12, 2022

Spotted wang

A penis with lots of freckles on it

Girl: hey can we talk?
Guy: sure about what?
Girl: my friend told me you have a spotted wang is that true?
Guy: FUCK OFF ITS NORMAL

by Epixzdude May 23, 2016

Spot Welder

A guy that has zero control during sex and blows his load immediately after insertion.

Mike is a spot welder. As soon as he begins, he's finished.

by yogurtdealer June 13, 2018

daddy on the spot

A male figure who has taken the position of dad/father to a child(ren) who are born to a woman the male figure is romantically involved with.

A man who takes up the position of fathering young who are not his own biological children.

My mom got together with my step-dad when I was 7 and that dudes been daddy on the spot since then. He's like a real father to me.

by dudepassthebowl June 15, 2011

yeasting the spot

The act of making a fat girl wet for sex.

after he rolled her in flour, he decided that yeasting the spot is right fuck her.
he loves fat girls so much he's an expert at yeasting the spot.

by EvilHenry May 15, 2014

Pig-spotting

cruising around at night, searching for squad cars with their lights on, spying on the cops and taking notes.

"I've got a police scanner, night-vision camcorder, binoculars, a thermos of coffee, and tinted windows. Tonight's pig-spotting night."

by rocketmonkey1234 January 13, 2013