sperm eye

(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!
Hey Sarah, I think I think _____ gave me sperm eye last night...oh shiz.
by iammsam September 10, 2009
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Low Sperm Count

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
by Matieo August 09, 2009
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three sperm

a)The word that comes after three. always. (SPERM) look there it goes.

b)Male ejaculatory liquids aka. axel grease

c)Blastula.
Three SPERM! I've been looking for you EVERYWHERE!
Dude, I need to insert your axel grease into my vagina so I can have a baby..
Fetus?
by Umiles April 01, 2008
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lucky sperm

What people think is a term for people that are born into a rich family, but they dont realize that that person problably wouldent chose that if they could.
That asshat Dick Be!!@@#er called me a lucky sperm! That stupid mother fucker dosent even realize that I dont want this stupid job ion the first place....Asshole
by afgh October 10, 2006
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old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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Sperm Whale Inhale

When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.
She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.
by Maze Men March 13, 2009
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