(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!
by iammsam September 10, 2009
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
by Matieo August 09, 2009
a)The word that comes after three. always. (SPERM) look there it goes.
b)Male ejaculatory liquids aka. axel grease
c)Blastula.
b)Male ejaculatory liquids aka. axel grease
c)Blastula.
Three SPERM! I've been looking for you EVERYWHERE!
Dude, I need to insert your axel grease into my vagina so I can have a baby..
Fetus?
Dude, I need to insert your axel grease into my vagina so I can have a baby..
Fetus?
by Umiles April 01, 2008
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What people think is a term for people that are born into a rich family, but they dont realize that that person problably wouldent chose that if they could.
That asshat Dick Be!!@@#er called me a lucky sperm! That stupid mother fucker dosent even realize that I dont want this stupid job ion the first place....Asshole
by afgh October 10, 2006
sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.
She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.
by Maze Men March 13, 2009