Sounding

Sounding is the horrible, disgusting and diabolical act of getting a metal rod and shoving it down the urethra of the penis for pleasure.

Now the fact that men find pleasure out of doing this is beyond me ORAL SEX I DIDNT FIND THAT BAD, ANAL WAS A BIT YUCKY BUT FUCKING SHOVING A METAL ROD DOWN YOUR NOB IS NOT IT.

Boy1: you know what sounding is

Boy2: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Boy3: what’s sounding

*proceeds to learn the horrors of sounding*
Boy4: I quite like it

*boy 1, 2 and 3 proceed to verbally abuse boy 4*

by Jarlic June 17, 2023

June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day

June 24th is commonly known as the day where every guy sends their girlfriend a nut video (with sound on)

did you know today is June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day. should send me one.

by johndoe2345 June 23, 2023

Sound Check

A subsequent action of “urethra sounding”, wherein while the urethra is penetrated, someone gives you a “hummer”.

First, see/search definition for “urethra sounding”

Then, see/search definition for “hummer” (definition #1)

Got sound checked last night. And let me tell you, that shit was tuned in tight!

by KelsChelsStacey February 24, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

sounds

tunes, music, songs, whatever.

what kind of sounds do you like?

by Theonlythingw3needz March 26, 2023

Saddest sound

The sound a straw makes when you are at the end of a milkshake. That blurp blurp noise.

While eating, and enjoying a shake at Nifty Fifties in Delco, the straw in the shake makes the saddest sound.

by Tdent465 January 14, 2023

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

by LocN9ne January 29, 2023