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Slipknot

A band that recieves a lot of hate from most self-proclaimed metalheads for some unknown reason. Because they're too commercial? Because they have no talent? Because they got a LOT of band members?? Because they wear MASKS??

Well, I will go ahead and reply to these:

1. Too commercial
Well, let me ask you something. When has anyone really played a Slipknot song on TV, the radio, or anything else?? Slipknot did not rely on mainstream help to get popular. They simply became loved by their fans and with their help, they became this famous. And what's wrong with a band being popular? Why exactly does being popular mean that a band sucks? Your "Metallica" and "Slayer" are no less famous than Slipknot, and no less commercial either, for that matter. But they're still kickass bands. So, who cares??

2. No talent
This is the most bullshit thing anyone can say about Slipknot. Go ahead and actually LISTEN to their songs for once, idiots. While it may not sound like it at first, there IS a lot of technical proficiency involved in playing those riffs. And, you say they got no guitar solos? I can name three:
1. Vermillion
2. Welcome
3. Pulse of the Maggots
Go ahead. Listen to them. Guitar solos right in your face. If that's not talent, then I don't know what is.

3. Lots of band members
Yes, I DO agree that some of them are quite useless, but they still help to make the music the way it sounds, even if it's a simple drum crash by Clown. They also help add to the band's image. And to those of you who say image is just a sellout device to get more money, then let me ask you - what bands besides grunge bands have ever not given a damn about image? Even Iron Maiden had quite an image to go with their music, and they're one of the greatest metal bands around. Who cares about how many members a band has, or what they look like? If they rock hard and please the fans, isn't that all that matters?

4. Masks
Most of the band members have shown themselves without the masks by now. So therefore, you can't say it's to "hide their ugliness" or "hide in embarrassment because they know they suck", which they don't anyway. Lead singer Corey Taylor and guitarist James Root also play in a second band called Stone Sour, and they don't wear masks there. Once again, the masks in Slipknot just add to the image. It shouldn't matter any more than the music.

In conclusion, Slipknot is an amazing, talented band that deserves more respect from metalheads everywhere. Just because they're a "new" band doesn't mean they suck. Take the time to listen to them, and you'll see what I mean.
Idiot: Pff Slipknot is such a fake nu-metal band! They've got no talent and hide their ugliness with stupid goth-wannabe masks!

Non-idiot: You're completely wrong. First of all, Slipknot has lots of talent, and if you listen to their new album, you'll actually understand (or maybe not >_> ). And second of all, they've all shown their faces already. They're not hiding anything.

Idiot: .. but.. 80s metal is the only good music around!

Non-idiot: It IS good, but it's not the ONLY good music. Go and expand your horizon, you moron.
by SomeBadJoke December 19, 2006
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Slippery

Originated in North Canton,Ohio.
1)When referring to a sneaky little prick.
2)Used as a derogatory name; see prick.
1)Bob is a slippery s.o.b.
2)Hey Slippery!
by G.BRI April 24, 2009
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slip shod

lacking quality, cheap, sloppy, flimsy, created with very little thought or planning
The slip shod computer program not only didn't work, in some cases, it di the exact opposite of what was intended.
by David R.W. Wadsworth October 28, 2005
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slippery jackson

When one takes the large toe and sticks in into a womans vagina and turns her around rubs it up and down of her ass crack
I gave a slippery jackson to my girlfriend.
by Jesse Ballenger and Ryan Cox September 15, 2006
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Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.
Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!
by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009
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Slip a few in

Eye your target and decide whether you will insert one or multiple fingies into a moist, loosened, wet, well shaven, maintained, no stank, puss.
I was coming home from the hospital, listening to my, two ten inch subs, you know, pumpin some akon, right now now now, and i was recollecting of how i previously slip a few in the night before in dat hot skanky. Jalina ;) Who was not near my age nor legal.
by the king of all hens January 1, 2010
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Slippery Tiernan

When you "accidentally" slip an object (usually a laser gun) between somebodies two butt cheeks.
Guy- "WTF, you just gave me a slippery Tiernan!"
Other Guy- "Sorry, it was an accident."

Guy- "Hehe. I just gave you a Slippery Tiernan."
Loose Girl- "Really? I didn't even notice."
by anonymous1234246623465 October 5, 2011
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