Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

Snot jugs

When you sneeze all over your girlfriends boobs and snot comes out

Oh no I sneezed now you have snot jugs

by Iateurmomm November 24, 2021

Mut snot

Thick vaginal juices aka mut snot

I dived into that pussy so deep when I came up I had mut snot all over my face

by Tegdirbthe September 1, 2018

Snot Fairy

Someone who is in a foul or grumpy mood. Often shown taking out their anger on others.

She's being such a snot fairy, all because she stubbed her toe.

by boswald xvii January 18, 2019

Newfie Snot

Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.

"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"

What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?

by The Caper April 17, 2021

road snot

when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!

Ewww, road snot...

by Bri P! January 30, 2009

Snot-Dick

gonorrhea discharge from the penis

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick

by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022