Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

by QuandaleDingleNigger March 08, 2024

shrek time

a word used to decribe a periond of time dedicated to shrek

Hey bro! what time is it?
why, shrek time of course!
both: we praise our lord and savior shrek

by pillow da boss July 13, 2020

Shrek

He is love. He is life. And most importantly, he has layers like an onion.

Last night I had a dream where Shrek tied me to the ground and ran me over repeatedly. It was amazing.

by No sarcasm whatsoever March 17, 2021

Shrek

Being a misunderstood personwho in reality is very powerful

Bob may seem lame at first sight but he is very Shrek

by Thanos has more toys than you August 11, 2019

Shrek

America's national bird.

Shrek is bald like an eagle.

by 12345678ikjnbvfdrtyujmnb@ May 18, 2020

Shrek

, really good at minecraft and is strong

Did you see kevin? He is so goooooooooooooooood at minecraft..
Really? seems like a shrek

by Rosette Isaac December 06, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is the mosh hottest person ever he is my idol and my husband I am taken by the most handsome man in the world

Shrek is hot

by Myidolisshrek October 11, 2021