scram

to ejactulate, usually by self-masturbation following vaginal intercourse, in or around the subject's nasal cavity.

i porked her for forty-five minutes and when she was done, i scrammed da bitch hella strong

by jurgen September 5, 2006

schematic

fucking asshole who got kicked in the ass by karma

you are such a schematic...

by 4eklly$ January 7, 2009

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude December 13, 2008

schemer

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

by almeidap April 18, 2006

scrambled egg

for one to puke egg like quantites from the mouth from drinking alcoholic beverages!

SCRAMMBBBLLLEEEE EEEGGGGGGGGGGG
in other words scrambled egg

by leftie!! March 27, 2009

scemo

a portmanteau of scene and emo

Scemo is just as stupid as the two groups the word is derived from! I think scenemo is a cooler term for it anyway because it uses both entire words.

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

Senior Scramble

The Senior Scramble is a two part definition, it involves a man and a woman, generally both having low self esteems. The Senior Scramble term can be associated with two people first meeting their senior year then quickly marrying, or it can be two people who have dated for a long time and have given up on finding someone they actually like and have given up on happiness, then they end up getting married immediately after college. Watching two students marry who don't truly like each other is a complete joy. Whether it's because they just met and the pressures to be popular are too strong, or they've dated for years and realize that their personalities are junk and everyone else has been taken by the Scramble... Either way, the non-scrambles get a free party out of the wedding reception and a good laugh as the marriage ends in divorce or everlasting sadness.

A.) Kyle: You don't think that I am a part of the Senior Scramble do you?
Tim: Kyle, look at it this way, you just met her senior year and you only think she's a gem because all the others have been picked over. It's just like when you go clothes shopping for shorts at the end of the summer, all the good stuff is taken and they're desperate for someone to take the merchandise. It seems like a deal at the time until the season starts over again. Unfortunately you are a part of the Senior Scramble.

B.) Chris: Hi Andy! Did you hear that Erika and I are getting married?
Andy: No, but I assumed so. You're both way to desperate and ugly to find another person, welcome to the Senior Scramble!

by DJ Dago March 10, 2011