Jessica Simpson

Is A beautiful talented woman!

Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)

by Lucee August 2, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

1. A girl who became super hott after her nose job! (Even better looking than Jessica Simpson... in my opinion)

2. When your nose job is really well done

1. Girl: "Ashlee Simpson is pretty cool!"

2. Girl 1: "Whoa, I really like how my nose job turned out!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's a total Ashlee Simpson!"

by yummiecupcakes August 15, 2008

Pudgy Simpson

When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.

"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."

by Pudge Person April 15, 2009

jessica simpson

jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.

jessica simpson is my look a like!

by beautifulme! April 4, 2005

Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.

Man you really samsonized your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsondogg13_YT

A complimentary way to describe a soldier of the glorious and esteemed Saint Lawrence Company based off the achievements Samsondogg13_YT accomplished during his 7 months tenure in the Saint Lawrence Company. Samsondogg13_YT received a Mark Of Prestige and Cross Of Valour. Additionally reaching ranks of Lieutenant and Master Sergeant. Serving in the UBT program diligently for 4 months too. Thus being referred to as Samsondogg13_YT is a compliment.

Holy shit! he's being a Samsondogg13_YT right now.

we should promote that lad to officer. they are a mirror of Samsondogg13_YT!

by BaneLegacy July 20, 2023