Sammy

The name of my soon-to-be ex wife. I’m glad everyone I once knew chose her lies over me.

Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.

Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.

Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.

I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.

You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.

That Sammy came from Subway where the footlongs are readily available!!

by HandlesEverywhere March 2, 2025

Sammy Blammy

Sammy Blammy is a wild creature that can be identified by his various yups, bricks, and other high pitched noises.

Did you hear what Sammy Blammy said this weekend? He went “yup yup brick yepperton”

by Epicgamer4652 January 21, 2023

sammie

the best and most iconic person to exist. ever.

oh look! it's sammie! the best person to exist ever!!!
man, sammie is so iconic, what the hecc.

by jaydenmonossyn October 5, 2020

Sammy

Has a massive cock and will make you scream (I know from experience)

Sammy you’re in too deep 😫

by drkelfman November 23, 2021

Sammy Stevenson

An annoying 7 year old kid who annoys people on Xbox. His YouTube is Sammy Stevenson Squeaking/Trolling.

"That Sammy Stevenson kid is annoying" - Countless Xbox COD players

by Sam 7 Annoying July 8, 2015

Sammy

A stupid bitch from TikTok that has no life and is always trying to fuck any guy in sight.

Wow you are such a Sammy

by I’m not a dumbo June 27, 2020

Sammy

Sammy, a great boyfriend and best friend to ever have, always has your back 24/7, funny, kind, trustful. And pretty. Has a grate personality. I trust him with my whole life and heart, and will always be here for you. We love Sammy, he will NEVER fail to put a smile on your face. He's the best.

Person: omg! Have you seen Sammy recently?

Other person: oh yeah! He's been know as the best friend and boyfriend!

by wellthanksian November 25, 2021