Sam

An awesome bald guy. Is so hillarious but has a tiny dick😂

Oh wow he’s such a Sam

by Flatchest10 May 16, 2018

sam

Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like Sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change. Also he is good at masturbation with much ease.

Boy: Hey you know Sam?
Girl: Nah but I hear he's a fast fish

by FishAreSalty May 16, 2018

Sam

A funny guy with an upbeat personality. It’s always easy to tell when he has a crush on someone because he try’s to act all annoying? You can trust Sam with anything and he would never say a word to anyone. He will never talk about you behind your back and he always has something to say. Sam is opinionated and loud but that’s what people love about him. Girls need to be friends with him to develop a crush and he’s always last to know about homework dates

Sam has an opinionated personality

by SamSissorHero July 9, 2018

Sam

A disgusting fuck boy who tries to get all the girls nudes

All he does is objectify women

Most people call him an oxygen thief

"Hey Carrie Sam texted me last night"
"Omg he did not Sarah he texted me last night"

"No girls he texted me"

What did he say to you

In unison "I have nice tits can we get exchange nudes"

OMFGGGGGGGGGG HE DID NOT ALL THREE OF US WHAT A FUCK BOY

by QUEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJESSIE July 16, 2018

Sam

Sexy Asian Man

Look at that guy! He's such a sam!

by 3=======D July 16, 2018

sam

male of white heritage with no understanding of life outside his pale life, usually incredible ignorant and without a life

“why can’t white people say the ‘N word’ it’s nlt even that big of a deal”
“ugghhhh please don’t be a Sam right now”

by logic2018 July 18, 2018

Sam

Harry Potter Addict and is ugly AF He gets rejected a lot

Sams fugly

by Dick Hindu August 13, 2018