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robert

dumb fag who doesn't know how to treat a girl
S.O.C.E.S...... ROBERT
by ROBE7800 November 26, 2010
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Robert

1. A big fat liar. One who is unable to tell the truth in even the simplest of instances. This is the definition of a douchebag.

2. A clam diving champion, cone picker upper champion, semi pro bowler, who won the jump rope competition of 5th grade at his school. He also has very famous peers. This list includes his uncle, who owns the world's largest car collection with over 7 million, his grandpa, who, despite being Korean, was in line to lead the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor before coming down with illness, his good old buddy Drew Brees's son, who attended school with Robert in Mississippi, and finally his next door neighbors Brett Favre and Snoop Dog. We also can't forget his impeccable ability to get nudes from all the gurrs, including Keeley, who was crazy enough to question the validity of something that Robert said. Let's also remember that Robert can hold his breath for over 10 minutes, and on a good day has an 11 inch dick. Robert also somehow manages a 3.6 GPA despite failing almost quiz and test, according to sources. Basically the coolest motherfucker of all time.
1. Wow, why don't you just tell the truth and stop being such a Robert.

2. "That Robert Huthoefer kid is one stupid ass fuckhead" - anyone who's ever met him.
by Alex6969Binns November 12, 2013
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Robert

One with a small penis and plays COD all day.
Dood, look at that kid robert, hes gay.
by ozzzlando April 14, 2010
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Robert

A socially awkward boy, or a "goofy" kid. Usually stalks a particular person, and follows him or her into the bathroom. A Robert way ask you about what you are doing in an obvious situation.
Guy 1: You know that freak that followed you into the stall?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was a total Robert.
by Mr. Cybrody November 26, 2010
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craddle robber

Someone who has a wide age gap with someone they have sex with, or could be a pedophile
Joe's a sick freak, he had sex with a 12 year old when he was 17!
by Caitlin August 10, 2004
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ROBERT!

A name for someone who acts like a dickor a little bit stupid, not a particular person, but a name for someone who is a dick.
e.g.1
Sam: I had sex with your dead Nan last night.

Jack: Fuck off you Robert.
e.g.2

Sam: Isn't VietNam a country in China?

Jack: No you massive Robert!
by marmite lover October 4, 2009
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robert-john

Robert-John is an amazing person. His spirit lights up a room. You will never find anyone so perfect and adorable. His humor is above par and his loyalty is what lover's dream about. He is caring, but will put a fool in their place.
You need to get with Robert-John, he pays his bills!

Robert-John's enemies : Shanique
by Rob Rocka! March 12, 2017
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