ok retard

when you mum forgets to push when she was delivering you

your dad was like "ok retard" after your mum accidently took a shit instead of gave birth

by youkissmyass? December 22, 2019

Fucking Retard

a person with a physical or mental disability making love, preferably in a wheelchair

look at that fucking retard-wouldnt have thought it was possible

by byron August 3, 2004

retard strength

The legendary attribute of retarded "people" which gives them super human strength. Scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. It can be summed up with the simple equation N(normie)- B(brain)= S(strength).

"I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"No man, just let him keep the water melon, he's got retard strength."

by wil begley May 17, 2007

retahted

1) Stupidity when exhibited in usually intelligent people; often Hahvahd students.

2) Stupidity in a smart way; whenver one overcomplicates something and then is stupid.

1)Aw geez, when I sent my Boston University application to Boston College, I sure felt retahted.

2) I totally got pulled in by that 'ban Dihydrogen Monoxide' movement until I realized it was just water... I feel retahted.

by Guy Y. September 11, 2005

Retard

Someone who thinks retard is offensive when used in an inoffensive manner

Person 1: Wow, you bought 12 tickets? You know you’re not gonna win, retard
Person 2: Yeah lol
Cashier: That’s offensive! Please don’t say that
Person 2: Shut the fuck up retard

by loomy July 29, 2020

Retard

Any left-leaning subhuman. Leftists are so fucking retarded that majority of them retardedly believe trannyfags who LARP as females are biological women, race and gender is social construction, women are stronger and smarter than men, humans evolved from a fucking fish, men can get pregnant, communism is a wonderful ideology that works, women and minorities in the west are muh oppressed, diversity is our strength, faggotry or homosexuality is natural, masks work, every vaccine is totally save, there’s a billion genders, etc.

Leftist: We need to raise taxes so we can feed these totally not illegal immigrants.

Conservative: Go back to eating shit or better yet go do the world a favor and blow your brains out, retard.

by KYSF4gs November 13, 2021

Retain

To keep a title. Usually done by winning a competition of sorts.

Some fat, zit-filled (zit-faced, perhaps?) Asian boy retained his "Most Likely to Succeed" title.

by Diggity Monkeez January 24, 2005