redneck olympics

similar to the national olympics but instead of ice skatin' or swimmin' an such, there's sports like hay bale jumpin', mud wrasslin', mud tug-of-war, cow tippin', and frog giggin'.
The ferst round of the redneck olympics was the cow tippin'.
by Simonds July 20, 2006
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redneck tech

n. Indian River Community College, in south-central florida. A tech school where he with a mustang GT is king.
What school you going to?
I enrolled at redneck tech.
by Sweetmofugginj April 19, 2005
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Redneck Bidet

The act of washing your bum by:

Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.
by mispamc3 February 06, 2008
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teabagging redneck

The term first coined by actress Janine Garofalo, referring to the participants of the U.S. tea party protests against an out-of-control government held on April 15, 2009.
Janine G. (desperate for attention): "This is straight up racism. It's about a black man in office. These protesters are just a bunch of teabagging rednecks."
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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Canadian redneck

A redneck that possesses all the positive traits of a typical American redneck such as creativeness and handiness, but none of the bad traits such as violence or racism.
by Habanero907 October 16, 2015
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redneck rodeo

"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.
"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*
by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009
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redneck gucci

It was a special occasion, so Fred broke out the redneck Gucci
by Thisguy34 December 13, 2017
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