Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.

by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021

reading and talking

Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.

Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!

by Evilogin October 12, 2020

Do not read this mug

You read the mug. Lol

Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it

by LambadaCore March 19, 2023

Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails

Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

lol

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 30, 2022

Read Aloud

Something Californian Teachers do on Zoom

Read Aloud is Boring.

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

Read Aloud

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.

Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020