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Readgasm 

noun. Similar to "eargasm", a readgasm is a physical response reached when ones eyes feast upon handsome literature.
"How was the book?"
"When Katniss did a funeral for Rue I readgasmed."
"So, in other words, it was excellent."
Readgasm by snowtigger14 December 4, 2012

Ready Salted 

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.
I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.
Ready Salted by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

Reading Each others Books

Reading each others books would be a highly uncomfortable

Readophile 

A person, usually an outcast from society, who has become excessively involved in various forms of lolicon material and accused of being a closet pedophile.
A very important part of the status as a Readophile is that they are in denial of being one, nobody can willingly be a
Readophile.
It is important that the Readophile insists that it is OK for them to obsess over what is essentially child pornography because the material is drawn, regardless of how they truly feel about real people and whether they are actually attracted to children.
"Alex has been absolutely obsessed with lolicon ever since he first got onto the internet, and he's a total readophile too."
Readophile by Jarhead11577 May 23, 2018

Reader's Block 

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one
She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.
Reader's Block by Dummydum November 27, 2020

Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male 

It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.