This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020
Get the Randymug. 
by TRANNNY August 7, 2020
Get the randymug. swinging like a boss while keeping it tight and hitting for the quick money, long and short, to pocket up high and in the rear.
The Randy Phinney: Man, I pulled the ol' Randy Phinney off last week on a tip for a quick in and out hat trick turn around, then I went out and banged a few strippers on boat. Now I'm broke with Herpes.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
Get the The Randy Phinneymug. by HelloBIGDICKRANDY July 6, 2024
Get the Randymug. A sexual position when one person is doing a hand stand, and the other back flips into the others ass or vagina.
by McRandiiDandii December 9, 2023
Get the Dirty Randymug. Just an old man living inside a high school band hall after talking about kissing his cat and liking it
Tim: Have you heard some random shite today.
Jim: I did, some old dude yelled that he liked kissing his cat or some shite!
Tim: Yep, that a classic Randy Taylor}.
Jim: Damn, mate.
Jim: I did, some old dude yelled that he liked kissing his cat or some shite!
Tim: Yep, that a classic Randy Taylor}.
Jim: Damn, mate.
by StupidRandomSh!t3 November 11, 2019
Get the Randy Taylormug.