Scooter-Ripped

When someone is jacked enough to look bad-ass even while riding a scooter without a shirt on.

Hoe: Is that dude riding a scooter without a shirt on? What a fag.

Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped

by Rico Bram July 29, 2011

buttery rip

Total bullshit; a stupid coincidence, or to be in an unlucky or unlikely situation.

Noun use: “Damn dude, that’s some buttery rip that she cheated on you!”

Adjective use: “This buttery rip class I’m in is a joke!”

by Penguins Fan 4 Life May 24, 2018

to rip ass

To let out a really loud fart!

Woah, Tommy ripped ass!!!

by Tom Domol February 27, 2003

Rip a Grit

Smoke a cigarette.

DJ, A-Pac, and I are going to the park to "rip a grit."

by GJW314 June 28, 2010

Rip cheeks

To take a dump, deficate.

"That Taco Bell went right through me, I'm gonna have to Rip Cheeks".

by Hopcorn August 4, 2020

jackyl-ripping

Jackyl-ripping is when you've been stompin' all over the place and have a seriously swampified butthole that needs attention, so you grab a piece of paper towel and cram it way up your ass to clean out the accumulated stank. Then, when maximum absorption has been reach, you carefully rip the stank-rag out of your crack and hide it shamefully in the trash.

It's been so hard to find toilet paper due to the Coronavirus panic that I've been jackyl-ripping.

by Jaunty Diggles March 27, 2020

rip the dream

A phrase used in only the most disappointing and dire situations by the legend Mark Ratajczak when the dream, has indeed, died. When spoken, the whole class holds a moment of silence

Student: "We lost the grand final by 1 point"
Rataz: "rip the dream"

by George_the_Sheep September 30, 2019