Quarentine

When you have to be locked inside your house for at least 14 days to hide from a virus and you're bored outta your mind.

Girl 1: "Hey wanna meet up at the mall?"
Girl 2: "No. YOU KNOW I have to quarentine."

by xX_sassygirlgracie_Xx April 10, 2020

Camembert Quartet

A disgustingly hilarious Irish comedy band.
Members:
Clint velour - Guitar, vocals
Bunny Green - Drums, vocals
Vic Ferrari - Bass, vocals
James wand (AKA major james) - keyboards, vocals
Dr. Sleeze - Saxaphone, vocals

No matter what genre of music you like they'll be able to slag it. They have 2 LPs now which can be purchased world wide. "music is war" and "the camembert quartet sell out". Both concept albums.
If you're not irish you may be confused by some of the comedy in the talking tracks. The funny thing is when they're making fun of genres by making up songs in that genre's style, they may be making fun of it but the songs actually sound good.

Good tracks:

Batturburger (A slag off dance music)

California Dublin 4 (A slag off the Thrills)

Boybands are cunts (a slag off boy bands)

Gimme some o' dat cheese (a slag off funk)

We came to rock (a slag off bands like
ACDC and twisted sister)

Gimme medicine (a slag off metal)

It's all about me (a slag off rap; Eminem, Jay Z, The streets, Busta Rhymes)

Students (a slag off college students)

Serious (a slag off serious indie songs)

Slit your wrists (a slag off radiohead)


There's loads more but they're all the songs i can remember off the top of my head.

by Wezz December 9, 2004

quart de crâne

French expression. litterally 'a quarter brain'. Refers to a stupid person. Often used when you're pissed off.

'Phyl! You miserable quart de crâne, I swear i'm gonna kick your ass!'

by Klikenbastaard June 22, 2004

quarters

military "verbal shorthand" for "Confinement to Quarters," most often for medical reasons such as acute viral respiratory infections that are disabling and highly contagious but NOT so severe as to require any hospital stay.

I got the latest Creeping Crud, so doc put me on Quarters for the next three days.

by ab234 May 13, 2009

No Quarter

1. the 3rd best song in Houses Of The Holy by Led Zeppelin
2. Victory by using no mercy tactics

BOB: Have you heard No Quarter in 1973 live at Madison Square Garden?
DYLAN: No duh. Who hasn't

by shadowxxx908 April 1, 2015

quarter sister

The half sister of my half sister or half brother.

Amy and Randy had Josie. Randy and Patty had Vanna. Patty and Bob had Andy.

Vanna is Josie's half sister.
Vanna is Andy's half sister.
Josie is Andy's quarter sister.
Andy is Josie's quarter brother.

by onegreenfroggie August 15, 2009

Quartit

Synonym with quadriboob and quadritit

2 breasts divided by too small a bra cup = 4 breasts

Large breast that has been stuffed into, or has out-grown the brassiere bisects the breast into an upper and lower breast.

Research is underway to determine if prolonged use of quartit will result in permanent quartit even after bra is removed.

She has a nice quartit playing on her chest.

by BiddyOso July 22, 2007