Puerto Rican Steamboat

A girl takes a shit, melts it in her pussy and the guy eats it out.

Dude, my girl pulled a puerto rican steamboat last night. It was awesome!!!

by GoldenFalis March 16, 2009

Purrito

A burrito for cats!

Doug: Hey everyone, what kind burrito does a cat eat?! A purrito!

Will: Well what did the sheep say about that joke? Baaaaaad!

Doug:*cries*

by bananaphone123 February 26, 2009

Puerto Rican Barbie

A Mexican hooker with a broken nose and a throat infection.

I let this Puerto Rican Barbie gum me behind the bushes but when she tried to blow snot rockets, I cut out.

by Gary the Baker May 27, 2009

Puerto Rican Pen Trick

A manner of rape/death in which the attacker sticks a ball point pen into each ear of a woman and uses them as handle bars while forcing oral sex.

Carlos' favorite thing to do during the PR parade in New York, is to rape a girl in the park and give her the Puerto Rican pen trick.

by dunnycn June 26, 2008

Purr Purr

The name for the most retarded group of friends to ever live. They are most known for their current couples posts every sunday on their anonymous Instagram account. The purr purr girls party hard, fuck harder, and live wilder.

Dude did you see what purr purr did last night, it was totally fucked. They posted about a girl giving a guy head. And then one of them puked in the front yard.

by katethekat March 6, 2022

Puerto Rican Chili

When a guy has anal and puts a bucket underneath then cuts the head of his dick with a razor so the blood drips into the bucket and the girl has diarrhea into the bucket and they both eat it together.

last night me and this girl had the best Puerto Rican Chili in the world man!

by Ricannn December 14, 2009

Purotard

Management at Purolator Courier Ltd. See also Stupidvisor.

The Purotards are having a meeting about our timecards.

by anon478457565213 April 25, 2007