purple shamrock

Not to be confused with the Danza Slap or Turkeyslapping, the purple shamrock is when a man slaps a woman across both sides of her face with his penis, immediately after receiving oral sex. In some cultures, it is a demonstration of respect and admiration.
As Sheila knelt on the floor, Raul showed his gratitude for the finest blowjob of his life, by bestowing upon her the Purple Shamrock.
by anonymousforobviousreasons August 11, 2007
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Purple Rebecca

When a girl gives a guy a hand job but squeezes the penis too hard and causes it to turn purple. Inspired by Molly Adams.
Good God! That whore over there named Molly gave me a purple Rebecca! Now I can't have children!!!
by greatergator11 March 11, 2011
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purple clit

When almost sexually gets off but doesn't quite make it.
The female version of blue balls.
I had so much trouble getting my girlfriend off last night. She was so mad about getting purple clit that she refused to go down on me after.
by Quink August 29, 2007
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purple rain

Purple is the color associated with royalty and the word "rain" is a play on or PUN of the word "reign." Therefore, "purple rain" means "royalty reign." Moreover, when one is in the purple rain, that one is in the HIGHEST state of consciousness such that only happiness exist in their state of mind. This allows the flow of Life, Source Energy, Infinite Intelligence aka GOD.
"I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain." Prince, The Artist
by She Majesty April 22, 2016
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purple cum

cancer, usually caused by intercourse with a Tianna.
keep your legs crossed, you don't want purple cum.
by gingie.hippie May 09, 2017
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Purple Gun

A penis name for Melody when the dick has been sat on for to long and becomes purple but still shoots cum like a gun
"My purple gun was shooting rapid fire" sex gun cum
by Sexalacallama July 15, 2017
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purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually
Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks
by marc0fthebeast December 06, 2011
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