protestilence

The overemotional,yet conscious agreement to risk your life,your family's life and spread incurable disease at a mass mob of like minded rodents who appear to share the same gross lack of any intelligence.

Dude1:Well, the OK MAGA was a bust, after the COVID19 Speak-easy let's head to the Seattle FreakShow for free soy hotdogs and hope to achieve our Protestilence goals there.

Dude2: Yo, I heard you get FREE toilet paper in Seattle for Protestilence!
Dude1: Yo, when your done with your soy-dog, you can help fertilize the community garden, it's awesome.

by FlyGirl1 June 21, 2020

Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020

protestor killer truck

A huge jacked-up domestic pickup truck used to illustrate someone's allegiance to Donald J Trump. Typically driven by incel men ("Kyles") who spray mace in large crowds, claim that they "fiGhT aNtiFa," and who slap Punisher stickers or Blue Lives Matter flags on the back. Typically found in trashy conservative suburbs or towns where the men have never given their wives an orgasm.

Hey does Kyle's dad really drive that Silverado with the lift kit and the license plate "BAWLZZZ?" Yeah, it's a real protestor killer truck.

Brandon is on the run from the cops because he killed another protestor in his dad's protestor killer truck last night.

by BigKyleTrukz September 20, 2020

Protests

Protests during the time of Catherine the Great didn't do anything. She called herself great, and had the wealth and power to keep anybody from disputing the claim by detracting from the title or calling her something like Catherine the Scum, Catherine the Loser, or Catherine the cunt no guy wants to be married to, so ultimately protests didnt get anything accomplished.

Protests get nothing done, they're just a lot of what politicians already do, talk a lot and get nothing done, a few people might die along the way, a lot of public space might get destroyed, that's about it. They're about the most pointless thing somebody could do with their frustration and anger, waste it. The people they're protesting usually try to get them even angrier, for their own amusement.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

Protesting

Protesting doesn't really do anything, it's always going to end up being someone other than the protestors in charge at the end of the day, and that person is always going to try and calm them. What's the point? It's a waste of everyone's time and nothing changes.

The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

Protesters

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!! *SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE NOISES ENSUE*

Hym "Protesters are annoying... That is all."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022