Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.

I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.

by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

procrastisanta

-a person who delays holiday shopping until the very last minute

The gift that Sheldon wanted to give Jay was sold out. He's such a procrastisanta.

by SJCarpeDiem December 21, 2010

procrastahatin

When you are procrastinating with someone who is also procrastinating and you hate them for it.

She's just procrastahatin' cause she ain't doing anything useful now either.

by stevemcking January 2, 2011

Procrastigasm

When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.

Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."

by jazz4 March 5, 2011

procrastibooking

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

Procrastifessional

: One that is a professional in the art of procrastinating; esspecially : One that engages in the pursuit of procrastination in a professional and succesful manner.

Justin waited until 4 hours before his mid-term was due to start working on it, but being a procrastifessional, he still managed to pull it off.

by Nels Mattson May 3, 2011