premedial therapy

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"

by itsjeg March 11, 2012

premature spectaculator

A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.

(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.

by The Sauce King July 31, 2013

Premature Adapulation

The act of giving one's friend a "Dap" handshake signifying the departure of one another only to end up walking once again in the same direction

Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation

by Slither Skins September 13, 2013

premature separation

When you are banging away hard with long strokes and you slip out accidentally, often followed by missing the hole on the way back in and breaking your penis.

"Dude, last night I was at it so hard, but now I can hardly walk, bad case of premature separation, I think I broke it."

by defactoboy July 5, 2019

Prem Pradeep

Prem Pradeep is an Indian name, Prem means love and Pradeep means enlighten. A selfless person, loyal and will go to any extreme for his loved ones

You should name your kid Prem Pradeep

by Imeanit November 23, 2021

Prem

pee pee poo poo. Vert smart person. Also, they're usually clean.

X: hey, have you seen Prem?
Y: No.
X: ok.

Y: But i'm sure they're clean.
X: they always are.

by wavewilson January 7, 2022

Premature Baby

An adjective used to describe a person who is mentally underdeveloped. Additionally can be used to call them out on physical problems that come with being premature.

Example 1:

did you know trishy has asthma, like 30 allergies, heart problems and she slow ash?yeah she’s a premature baby

Example 2:

Person 1: “you guys i can’t do that, i’m allergic to peanuts”

Person 2: ur such a premature baby 😐

by Jabuu September 2, 2022