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preemptive aquireazation

The act of stealing something prior to knowing you will need it.
The preemptive aquireazation of the lawn mower came in handy when the grass got to high.
by Mimebasher July 15, 2009
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Praemala

Praemala means intelligent sex goddess with a great sense of humor. Always ready to help a friend or total strangers, also known to be a fabulous cook. She's kind and thoughtful. Most Praemalas are accomplished women. All these great traits do not in any way inflate this woman's ego, she is as humble as a person can be.

Sadly, her bleeding-heart tendency leads certain dishonorable characters to think they can take advantage of her. However this does not prevent her from being optimistic about the human race.
Male 1: I think I'm in love. She is the kindest, sweetest, incredibly smart, funny and ...
Male 2: Stop. I think you have a Praemala there, am I correct?
by rden February 5, 2010
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Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.
Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
by chager45 February 13, 2010
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Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.
I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."
by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010
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Premature Retweetulation

When you retweet someone's link on twitter without reading it, only to realize later it was a big mistake.
Before I read it, I retweeted @Dummy who had a bullshit link about aliens being responsible for the Times Square Bombing...That was a bad case of premature retweetulation.
by Twitster May 11, 2010
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premature triumphalism

The time between when she said yes, to the sms she's telling you she has to cancel...
dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"

guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."

you call your mate and tell him..

he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"
by elzi August 22, 2010
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premature triumphalism

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...
Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!
by elzi August 22, 2010
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