big pasta

Big pasta is slang for a girl whos big round and hot ass makes you think of (pasta)slang for sex . Just looking makes your mouth water and your dick get hard.

The new girl was so bootylicious the boys called her big pasta and held their books in their laps.

by Rambam357 April 2, 2017

Angel Haired Pasta

When a man excretes his load on a hairy woman's vagina, he then proceeds to eat her out.

Amit: Dude, so what did you do at the cabin with your girlfriend this weekend?
Brad: Just ate some good-old angel haired pasta.

by QBAM February 1, 2009

pistachio

to urinate. from colloquial-"piss"

"pat, i'm busrting for a pistachio"
"mark, i'm not surprised with all that beer you drank"

by mark n pat September 10, 2003

postal

The UK postal system is, like just about everything else in the UK after the socialist/communist/annarchist revolution here (not to mention the privatisation of the postal system courtesy of some money-minded old Tory crook), the laughing stock of the world. Important parcels and letters frequently go missing. I must have lost thousands of pounds worth of goods in the post in the last seven years, and it's not really surprising given that the postal workers of today don't seem to care a fig about their customers. Last year, for example, I was out when a parcel was delivered, so the parcel was returned to the depot. But, instead of making a record of it, the postman involved had simply thrown it in some storage warehouse and nobody knew where it was. It was only through persistence that it didn't join the other items which seem to be gone forever. Whilst I was in the depot, there was a woman complaining about a postman who'd forced a parcel of hers through her letterbox and, as a result, the contents of it (photos) had all been bent out of shape. I'm forever getting complaints from irate people who've never received the cheques I've sent. One of my Dad's friends used to be a postal worker and apparently, when the sacks of letters are emptied, there's always a few left behind which are disregarded. Smaller post offices are constantly being closed as centralisation takes over. You might as well just put your letter in a bottle and throw it in the nearest river.

Seller: "Where's my cheque gone?"
Buyer: "I sent it three weeks ago, but unfortunately I was stupid enough to trust the UK's postal system, so it's probably in the bin by now".

by Stormsworder November 23, 2006

pasta

Any form of alcohol or the consumption of alcohol.

"Hey I got us a ton of pasta"
"Sweet, let's indulge untill we can't stand"

by Yodia January 21, 2006

Pastafarian

Someone who knows Italian recipes.

I haven't had a burger 'n fries since I turned Pastafarian.

by Rimbaud Jangles October 4, 2008

Pistachio

A young white rapper who raps about having sex with moms.

Have you heard the new Pistachio mixtape?

Yeah. I don't think I heard one song where he doesn't talking about fucking someone's mom.

by Uncle Scott August 11, 2010