Poon-Bulge

When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.

Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."

Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."

by jayfreshh May 13, 2010

poon

1. Literally, vagina (see poontang).
2. Figuratively, vagina; one who is week (see pussy).

1. Man, I just want to get me some poon and fuck it all night long.
2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

steel poisoning

(n.) An often fatal variety of poison caused by having a steel-bladed sword, dagger, or spear pierce the stomach.

"Where's Jim?"
"Didn't you hear? He caught steel poisoning on his shift last night."

by Avelon May 24, 2005

tortilla poisoning

When mexican girls start off super skinny until they hit their late 20s early 30s then BAM! they get major junk in the every trunk from eating all those tortillas all those years!

Man Elena used to be all fine but then she got tortilla poisoning and its been down hill ever since!

by Brena Idol May 16, 2008

anti poon

1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina

"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"

by henry!!durr March 13, 2009

poon chow

To engage a feast upon a woman's poon; to chow box; the act of enjoying the bounty of a woman; excited cunnilingus

Tommy was so taken by the sight of the half naked Sally, that he ripped off her panties and began a full on poon chow that lasted for 3 hours.

by Mayor Muro November 16, 2005

poon hound

See twat hound. A playboy.

That ol poon hound can't keep himself out of the ol stinkbox.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004