plastic

it's gourmet food, it's so good the turtles eat it all the time.

person1: Poor turtle is about to eat plastic let me go stop it.
person2: NO YOU IDIOT, The turtle bought that plastic with his hard-earned money , I want to try some now...

by mishandled-plate June 9, 2021

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

None Backstabbing Plastic Bitch

Your friend is being honest to you and you were like thinking that she's lying about something, however your thoughts was false.
So you say it that she's not a backstabbing plastic bitch.

Oh she's a good friend, a none backstabbing plastic bitch.

by THEONLYJAZZKLENKE June 10, 2008

Plastic dimin

Baring false witness against someone destined to be with someone they know.

“I been strugglin a lot, nobody text back, I know SOMEBODY been plastic dimin and when I find out who it is I’m shootin the bitch nigga.”

by Watsnaanbread February 17, 2020

Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Plastic

the shit that kills the turtles

this food tastes like plastic

by kkkooliosquarepants April 5, 2019

Stick to the plastic

The same meaning as "putting the pedal to the metal" but for Drone Racing

Dude he really pushed the stick to the plastic...

by Gl1tc8 September 1, 2019