Lane pirate

Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.

Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"

by atomicthumbs March 26, 2008

Pirate Dice

Nasty Teeth, Usually yellow or brown

That girl was hot, but she had a mouth full of pirate dice

by tb000000ne June 24, 2007

Tales of Pirates

A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.

Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"

Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)

by Tsubaki January 11, 2009

pirate steve

a disgusting fat high school drop out who believes it is his duty to mock everyone else. The epitome of an epic fail.

That guy is such a pirate steve. He's going no where with his life so he makes fun of everyone else.

by dexter528 December 9, 2009

Backdoor Pirate

noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008

pirate juice

Poisionous liquid (usually some sort of cleaner) with a skull and crossbones drawn on the bottle.

Loser Kid - Dude, this Pirate Juice is sweeeeeeet.
Kid Two (in background) - Where'd the window cleaner go?

by Hailey Randall May 3, 2005